Proceeds from my new single, "Fridged", will support the Durham Crisis Response Center!

My first EP, "Songs for Gamers", will be released 20 October!

Heya! I'm in the process of updating this part of the site, but in the mean time you can find my newest music on [Twitch] and [Patreon]!
-MMR 1July2017

Metricula's Bio

Metricula is a filker, cabaret performer, and sometimes-clown. She was fired from being a summer camp counselor for at-risk teens because she kept mixing up "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" with "Good Ship Venus" during campfire sing-a-longs. Undeterred, Metricula still books birthday parties for your age 18+ little ones. Metricula occasionally masquerades as nerd-culture enthusiast Madison Roberts and posts blogs and music at [].

What is Metricula?

Metricula plays guitar and sings songs, often with a comedic or nerdy bent and usually in whiteface clown makeup. Free tracks and YouTube videos of live performances are available on the [music] page. Songs range from educational to downright salty!

Other Characters:

Madison Maria Roberts

Madison (pictured here with husband and occasional co-lyricist Richard) is a scientist, knitter, and musician from Raleigh, NC. She loves to perform and swap traditional British Isles and Appalachian folk music as well as Americana and old time. You can find Madison on [Facebook] or as her cabaret alter-ego Metricula. She posts blogs and free music at [].

Matt Ricula

A cousin of Metricula, Matt occasionally fills in for her speaking engagements. Matt is a prominent Men's Rights Activist and available for motivational speaking amd musical performances at drag shows and cabarets. He will also accept SWEET, SWEET LOVE.

Upcoming appearances:

Free Demos:

Get 'em right here!

More Pictures:

Yes! Here!