Best Idea I’ve Heard All Day

April 8 2009, 4:23pm

(The receptionist at our computer repair store was handling a customer at the front desk.) Customer: “Can you fix my laptop screen? There’s a big black mark on it.” (The customer opens the laptop to show cracked screen.) Receptionist: “How did that happen?” Customer: “I closed it, but there was a beer bottle lid inside. It went weird after that.” Receptionist: “We can repair it for you, but it will cost approximately $1,000 as this is physical damage and not covered by warranty.” Customer: “I am not paying $1,000 to repair a stupid laptop! You are trying to rip me off, you little b****! It’s under warranty, I know my rights!” Receptionist: “I am sorry, sir, but we cannot replace the LCD under warranty and you will have to pay for it yourself if you want it replaced.” Customer: “I’m, not paying, so you can go f*** yourself!” Receptionist: “That’s the best idea I have heard all day, thanks! I’ll go do that right now.” (The receptionist goes around corner and into back room.) Customer: “What the f**?!” *leaves, slamming door Receptionist: “Is he gone?” Manager: “Yes, are you finished?”