Deceptive Desserts

March 16 2009, 7:34am

Customer: “Excuse me, but I have a complaint to make.” Me: “Oh, sure. What’s the matter?” Customer: “I heard a group of teenagers over there talking, and they said the cake that you serve is a lie.” Me: “…” Customer: “What exactly do you have to say for yourselves?! I come in here, expecting to find a decent establishment, only to find out you are selling fake food!!” Me: “Um, ma’am. They were repeating a popular phrase from the internet. I can assure you, the cake that we sell very much exists.” Customer: “Prove it! Show me this cake.” Me: points Customer: “Oh. In that case you should write a letter to the internet about how they’re making up rumors about your products.” Me: “I’ll… I’ll do that. Thank you.” Related: The Cake Is A Lie (urbandictionary.com)