You Can Never Be Too Careful

March 12 2009, 9:11am

Young girl, maybe six: “Hi, I need a table for 4 please.” Me: “Sure, what’s your name?” Girl: screaming “STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!” (The mom, dad and little brother enter the restaurant while she’s screaming.) Mom: “What’s wrong? What happened?” Young girl: “The lady wanted to know my name!” Mom: “Honey, that’s so she can tell you when the table is ready.” Young girl: “Oh…”