1. Marmaduke has been given a pet frog, despite being a pet

March 9 2009, 3:06pm

  1. Marmaduke has been given a pet frog, despite being a pet himself.2. Marmaduke takes this pet frog on walks, complete with tiny collar and leash.3. These walks are conducted when Marmaduke himself is taken for a walk (by his owner-man).4. As a frog travels via hopping (rather than walking), Marmaduke is seen hopping (rather than walking) during this particular walk/hop, most likely to mimic his pet's movement rather than out of necessity.5. Marmaduke's owner-man is seen hopping as well, despite the fact that such hopping is embarrassing (explicitly) and unnecessary/inconvenient (implicitly).6. Marmaduke is now published in color, even on weekdays.All of this is absurd.