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cracked: The Force Awakens somewhat cryptically mentions other...

December 21 2017, 9:20pm


The Force Awakens somewhat cryptically mentions other Force users who sprang up after Return Of The Jedi, but unless Rey is revealed to be Obi-Wan’s grand-niece or something, we’re still left with people gaining Force powers arbitrarily. All of this means that it must have come as quite a shock when Vader and the Emperor learned that Anakin’s son had not only survived, but could actually use the Force as well, and had promptly crashed the family vehicle the moment he got his license.This was new territory for Palpatine, and his first thought was to kill the person who could potentially upset his precarious balance of power. He sent Darth Vader and an entire fleet of Star Destroyers to hunt this kid down. But why, exactly? Between them, Vader and Palpatine had already killed dozens of fully-grown and trained Jedi Masters, Knights, and Padawans, and literally had the resources of most of the Galaxy at their disposal. It’s not like Luke presented any sort of threat that they hadn’t already taken care of many, many times over at this point. Why would one untrained and unskilled Force user cause the most powerful Sith in history to be afraid? I’ll give you a hint: It had nothing to do with lightsabers.

Anakin Skywalker wasn’t the Chosen One because he could kill a bunch of Jedi. He was Abraham, father of an entire clan of descendants who could use the Force. 

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