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jediwhinetrick: TFA Kylo: wow I really like the girl, I should tell her how I feelKylo to Rey:...

October 27 2017, 6:29pm

jediwhinetrick:

TFA Kylo: wow I really like the girl, I should tell her how I feelKylo to Rey: you’re a scavenger and all your friends are murderers, traitors, and thieves. backs her onto a cliff oh yeah, and I wanna be your teacherRey: cuts faceKylo: wtf??*****TWO YEARS LATER*****TLJ Kylo: hmmmm…. I still seem to like the scavenger girl. I wonder what I can do to show her my affectionKylo: Ahh, yes, I should probably back her onto a cliff again – if at first you don’t succeed…Kylo: also should probably bring my trash gang along to intimidate her new substitute father figure – that’s sure to get her attention*****FLIES TO AHCH-TO*****Kylo to Rey: at edge of cliffso, I’ve been thinking…Rey: I would literally rather jump off this cliff into the raging seaKylo to Kylo: OMG SHE WANTS ME TO JUMP IN AFTER HER – IT’S WORKING