Love The Life Choice, Hate The Life

June 24 2009, 5:53am

(A woman called in to make a reservation.) Woman: “Hi, I’m a vegetarian, what can you do for me?” Host: “Well, I can check with the kitch–” Woman: interrupting “And I don’t wanna hear pasta, tofu or vegetables!” Host: “Well ma’am, what did you have in mind?” Woman: “I don’t know, but everywhere I call offers me that, and I don’t like any of it!”