Double Your Solar, Double Your Fun

June 19 2009, 5:23am

(I had a job on a boat, taking tourists out to sea so they could take really nice pictures of the midnight sun. One day, one of the tourists came up to me.) Me: “What do you think of the midnight sun?” Tourist: “Yeah, it’s really nice, but tell me one thing. On the map of our solar system, where is the midnight sun located?” Me: “Er…the sun?” Tourist: “No! I know where the sun is, but where is the midnight sun?” Me: “The midnight sun and the sun are exactly the same, but when you are as far north as you are now, and since it’s summer, the sun never sets.” Tourist: “WHAT THE F?! I’m gonna sue your sorry a for false advertisement! I didn’t come all the way from the US to watch the sun I have back home! *storms away