The Caffeine Makes Us Clingy

June 17 2009, 3:09pm

Me: “Hi! What can I do for you?” Customer: “I’d like an iced grande breve.” Me: “A latte?” Customer: “I don’t have to say latte!” Me: “I know what you mean, ma’am, but you should be careful. If you order that somewhere else, you might just get a cup of iced half and half.” Customer: “I don’t have to order like that at [ice cream store]! Me: “Ah–” Customer: “They’re less needy at [ice cream store]! It takes too much effort to get what I want here! GROW UP!”