The People Of England Wholeheartedly Agree

May 14 2009, 12:56pm

Customer: “How do you change the language setting on The Sims?” Me: “Well, I’d imagine there’s something in the game’s options. What did you need to set it to?” Customer: “English.” Me: “Funny, I’d think that would be the default.” Customer: “But I can’t understand them!” Me: “Wait, you mean the Sims themselves?” Customer: “Yes! They’re speaking French!” Me: “No, they’re speaking Simlish. It’s a gibberish language.” Customer: “Oh. Well, it sounds like French!”