Classical Geek Theatre: Regarding The Jonas Brothers

May 4 2009, 11:01am

Classical Geek Theatre: Regarding The Jonas BrothersSource: classicalgeektheatre...I am angry that I am writing about The Jonas Brothers on this blog.I am angry because their existence as a "musicians" does not deserve recognition. 'N Sync was a manufactured "band," but they also made ...    Best quote: "After subtly massaging the budding sexual urges of thousands of pre-teen worshipers who have worked themselves into a lusty frenzy, The Jonas Brothers ejaculate their horrid metaphor into the gaping maws of their Hannah Montana harem who have now completed their souls, having received the warm, foamy jism of their young male slavemasters."